, Leeds United and Chris Wood: £3 million, 24 goals and more

Leeds United and Chris Wood: £3 million, 24 goals and more

1. 500,000 Freddos

£125,000 could buy you half-a-million Freddos from my local newsagents – where they are 25p each! That’s a lot of Freddos, but you can never have enough. Freddos are more than an indicator of inflation gone mad and other insults far less friendly. If Freddos had increased by inflation only since their release, they’d be on sale for just 15p.

2. 29,137 Medium Value Big Mac meals

You could be like Jesus and feed the proverbial 5,000 nearly six times over by treating them all to a Big Mac meal at your local McDonalds franchise. Some May grumble that they are missing out but you could say it’s ‘first come, first served’ for those 29,137 lucky people who can get there first. As a bonus you’d also have £2.26p left to grab something from the SuperSaver menu.

3. 17,959 24-packs of 7-UP from Home Bargains at £6.96 per 24-pack

With summer coming, those few days where the cloud breaks and the yellow rays shine through, what better thing is there to slake your thirst with than a can of refreshing 7-UP? Well, you could treat yourself to 431,016 cans of the stuff via purchasing 17,959 24-packs of the stuff from Home Bargains. Did you know that up until 1948 7-UP was called ‘Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda’ – and contained the mood-stabilizing drug Lithium? What better drink for football fans than that.

4. 3,906 Category A matchday tickets in the South Stand

Want to become something of a hero to Leeds United fans? Then you could buy up 3,906 Category A tickets for a home game at Elland Road in the South Stand. Including the South-East and South-West corners, the stand has a capacity of 5,000 – meaning that your 3,906 purchased tickets at £32 each would fill 78.12% of the stand. As a bonus you’d also have £8 spare to buy a couple of beers across the road at The Old Peacock.

5. 0.14 of one football or 125,000 of the other

£125,000 doesn’t get you much of a footballer, or does it? If you wanted to invest in Paul Pogba, you’d be able to buy 0.14% of him for £125,000 – which is £125,000 more than Manchester United got before they bought him back! Alternatvely, you could buy up 125,000 Colin Doyles if you can find one-eighth-of-a-million players with a ridiculously low £1 release clause.

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